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How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation... more

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How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?When it comes out in conversation.... more

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.... more

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How did Frankensteins monster eat his lunch?He bolted it down.... more

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How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.... more

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How did the worlds tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.... more

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How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.... more

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How do you address a monster? Very politely.... more

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How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms?Drop him a line.... more

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.... more

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How do you stop a monster from smelling?Cut off his nose.... more

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If its a good one you will be able to talk about it later!... more

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?"Once upon a slime . . ."... more

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.... more

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HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.... more

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If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?Cranes.... more

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Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dra... more

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Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more

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Little monster: Mom, Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your supper.... more

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Little monster: Mom, Mom, whats for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.... more

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Little monster: Mom, why cant we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.... more

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Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.... more

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MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.... more

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Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achieve... more

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Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!... more

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Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet Ive only got three pairs of hands.... more

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MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits yo... more

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On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more

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On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.... more

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The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more





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