CrabBite - A very tall monster with several arms and legs, al... joke
CrabBite Nearly 10,000 Funny Jokes Online!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Monster jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:154
 
Joke:A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop.Id like to see a suit that will fit me, he told the tailor.So would I, sir, said the tailor. So would I.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit

Post a Comment:

Enter Name: Enter Email:




Showing 0 Comments:
Be the first to comment!

---------------------------------------


More Monster Jokes:

1.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he cant hear... more

2.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because... more

3.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.... more

4.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
Little monster: Mom, Mom, whats for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.... more

5.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
FIRST MONSTER: Im going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard... more

6.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyones been eaten.... more

7.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
What can a monster do that you cant do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.... more

8.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.... more

9.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.... more

10.   Category: Monster jokes  0 stars
The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners